Person 1: Your mom always told you
Person 2: Go outside and get some fresh air!
Person 1: That was good advice, (pause) as usual. So go ahead, take a walk, bring out that sweet skateboard, or take your bike out for a spin instead of the car. Why not try mass transit or even carpool with a bunch of your friends?
(sound of friend laughing)
Person 2: Not too many friends.
Person 1 (in an annoyed voice): Yes, mom.
Person 1: By choosing alternate ways to getting around town, you'll not only feel better and save money, but you'll be doing your part to help reduce traffic congestion and air pollution. So keep it up, because it all adds up to cleaner air. Besides, who wouldn't want a cleaner Earth? And I'm sure mom will appreciate that you listened to her.
Person 2: Sponsored by the Federal Highway Administration.
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